1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,593 --> 00:00:10,141 Oh yeah. Check it out. 3 00:00:10,142 --> 00:00:13,442 I got this. I got this. 4 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:17,600 I don't got this! Whoa! 5 00:00:20,870 --> 00:00:25,250 Dude, you just put a hole in the wall. 6 00:00:30,913 --> 00:00:36,553 You gotta help me out. This wall is putting up a fight. 7 00:00:40,234 --> 00:00:41,599 [Chuckles] 8 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,769 Rudy, that's exactly like the Bo Staff we just lost... 9 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:46,554 He did it! 10 00:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,423 What is wrong with you two? 11 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:52,039 We have the biggest tournament in the history of this dojo tomorrow! 12 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,880 That's right. Tomorrow I get my orange belt. 13 00:00:54,881 --> 00:00:57,978 That is exact... wait, that's this tournament? 14 00:00:57,979 --> 00:01:01,115 I mean, of course it is. Yes, we're all very proud of you. 15 00:01:01,116 --> 00:01:03,340 Good work, son. 16 00:01:03,341 --> 00:01:06,572 Hey, where have you guys been? Practice started a half-hour ago. 17 00:01:06,573 --> 00:01:09,166 Sorry, Rudy. It's Wednesday. We volunteer at the nursing home. 18 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:11,596 [Mocking] "We volunteer at the nursing home". 19 00:01:11,597 --> 00:01:15,553 Get your priorities straight, people. Tomorrow is the Champions Tournament! 20 00:01:15,554 --> 00:01:20,662 - Where I am getting my orange belt. - I said we're proud of you, now zip it! 21 00:01:20,663 --> 00:01:24,073 Rudy, man, you're a little wound up, but we are ready for the tournament. 22 00:01:24,074 --> 00:01:26,192 Kim's been helping me with my spinning back-kick. 23 00:01:26,193 --> 00:01:29,253 Yeah, show him, Jack. 24 00:01:29,372 --> 00:01:31,352 Ready? 25 00:01:34,611 --> 00:01:36,068 That is perfect. 26 00:01:36,069 --> 00:01:38,073 You need to do exactly that tomorrow. 27 00:01:38,074 --> 00:01:40,322 You never know who's going to be watching you. 28 00:01:40,323 --> 00:01:42,564 My whole family's coming to watch me get my orange belt. 29 00:01:42,565 --> 00:01:43,754 Oh please... 30 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:46,095 Let it go! 31 00:01:46,096 --> 00:01:47,853 [Rock music playing] 32 00:01:47,854 --> 00:01:48,858 - Don't... - Don't... 33 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:49,839 - You... - You... 34 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,098 Get all tough with me! 35 00:01:51,099 --> 00:01:51,845 I'm saying... 36 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:52,854 - Won't... - Won't... 37 00:01:52,855 --> 00:01:53,781 - You... - You... 38 00:01:53,782 --> 00:01:55,202 Come kick it with me? 39 00:01:55,203 --> 00:01:57,471 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 40 00:01:57,472 --> 00:01:59,373 That's just how we do. 41 00:01:59,374 --> 00:02:04,542 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 42 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,567 Here we go, let's start the party! 43 00:02:06,568 --> 00:02:08,117 Chop it up like it's karate. 44 00:02:08,118 --> 00:02:09,486 Everybody! 45 00:02:09,487 --> 00:02:10,772 - Don't... - Don't... 46 00:02:10,773 --> 00:02:11,789 - You... - You... 47 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,009 Get all tough with me! 48 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:13,745 I'm saying... 49 00:02:13,746 --> 00:02:14,784 - Won't... - Won't... 50 00:02:14,785 --> 00:02:15,694 - You... - You... 51 00:02:15,695 --> 00:02:17,157 Come kick it with me? 52 00:02:17,158 --> 00:02:19,714 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 53 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:21,445 That's just how we do. 54 00:02:21,446 --> 00:02:27,346 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 55 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:33,970 Yo, yo Karate Tournament tonight lady's. 56 00:02:35,745 --> 00:02:39,525 [Unison] Jack's gonna be there. 57 00:02:40,796 --> 00:02:44,298 Hey, tell Jack my friends and I will be at the tournament to cheer him on. 58 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:47,823 I'm competing also, so I guess you'll be cheering me on too, right? 59 00:02:47,824 --> 00:02:51,733 - Jerry, you and I will never... - Shh shh shh. 60 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:54,479 Let's not rush this, okay? Let it breathe. 61 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,367 He put his finger on my lips and it smelled like feet. 62 00:02:57,368 --> 00:02:59,168 Oh! 63 00:02:59,498 --> 00:03:01,418 What? 64 00:03:02,072 --> 00:03:04,268 Yo, there's that new kid. 65 00:03:04,269 --> 00:03:06,243 I heard he transferred here from his other school 66 00:03:06,244 --> 00:03:08,010 because he stole his Principal's car. 67 00:03:08,011 --> 00:03:09,767 We don't know he did anything. 68 00:03:09,768 --> 00:03:11,881 I don't judge a book by its cover. 69 00:03:11,882 --> 00:03:13,569 - Let's go talk to him. - Boys: What? 70 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,718 - Milton, what are you doing? - Hey there. 71 00:03:15,719 --> 00:03:17,953 My name is Milton. These are my friends. 72 00:03:17,954 --> 00:03:22,591 I hold out my arms to you as a welcoming symbol of acceptance to our school. 73 00:03:22,592 --> 00:03:25,892 We're not hugging, dude. 74 00:03:26,133 --> 00:03:31,123 I high-five you as a welcoming symbol of acceptance to our school. 75 00:03:31,124 --> 00:03:34,544 Come on, new kid. Nothing? 76 00:03:43,198 --> 00:03:46,738 - [Cheers] - Woo, yay Eddie! 77 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:52,008 Thank you, Sensei. 78 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,925 Today, I have become a man. 79 00:03:55,926 --> 00:04:00,635 From this day forward, when I pee, I will do it standing! 80 00:04:00,636 --> 00:04:02,898 Oh, he's here, he's here, he's here! 81 00:04:02,899 --> 00:04:04,721 Uh, who's here? 82 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:10,622 Certainly not a mysterious stranger from Japan who could change our lives forever. 83 00:04:13,977 --> 00:04:18,181 I'm kinda nervous. This guy I'm going up against hasn't lost in two years. 84 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:20,174 [Bones crack] 85 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:22,685 Well, he's about to. 86 00:04:22,686 --> 00:04:24,853 He doesn't know who he's messing with... 87 00:04:24,854 --> 00:04:27,629 [Shouting] Bobby Wasabi's best student right here! 88 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:29,591 - You don't want any of this! - Kim, stop. 89 00:04:29,592 --> 00:04:32,190 Because boom goes the dynamite! Boom! 90 00:04:32,191 --> 00:04:36,391 Kim, stop booming. People are looking. 91 00:05:01,825 --> 00:05:03,865 [Yells] 92 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:19,202 Yes yes! 93 00:05:21,911 --> 00:05:24,572 So what'd you think about Jack? Is he as good as I said? 94 00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:26,373 No. 95 00:05:26,732 --> 00:05:29,718 He's better. I'll meet with the boy. 96 00:05:29,719 --> 00:05:32,179 I am the greatest Sensei in the world! 97 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,691 [Laughs] 98 00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:37,952 Jack, you did it. That was incredible. 99 00:05:52,544 --> 00:05:53,798 Woo... 100 00:05:53,799 --> 00:05:55,076 Woo... 101 00:05:55,077 --> 00:05:56,745 Whee. 102 00:05:56,746 --> 00:06:01,643 You're turning this dojo into a Hungarian hothouse, missy. 103 00:06:01,644 --> 00:06:03,297 What are you talking about, Joan? 104 00:06:03,298 --> 00:06:08,883 I saw what was going on between you and mister kicky-kicky-chop-chop. 105 00:06:08,884 --> 00:06:10,553 There's nothing going on between us. 106 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:12,298 Oh ho ho, really? 107 00:06:12,299 --> 00:06:16,137 Let me take out my old passion meter, huh? 108 00:06:16,138 --> 00:06:18,313 Boop boop boop. 109 00:06:18,314 --> 00:06:19,735 B-b-b-b-b-boop! 110 00:06:19,736 --> 00:06:24,198 Ooh, your first love is the most important one of your life. 111 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:27,834 You just pick up the old Joan phone if you're ready to talk or, you know... 112 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:31,795 Kick it. [Crashes] Oh, holy Hanna. 113 00:06:31,921 --> 00:06:37,360 Base, I'm going to need a woman's right 81/2, stat. 114 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:43,261 Welcome to the AV Club, or as we call it, the cool kids club. 115 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,630 Here is where we keep the laptops. 116 00:06:48,631 --> 00:06:52,329 Oh, and right here... number of days since a club member has been wedgied. 117 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:55,270 Wedgie free for 23. 118 00:07:00,342 --> 00:07:02,906 They got me right outside the library. 119 00:07:02,907 --> 00:07:06,087 I never saw it coming. 120 00:07:08,071 --> 00:07:10,485 Milton, can I talk to you in private? 121 00:07:10,486 --> 00:07:13,743 Whatever you would say to me, you can say in front of my new friend Zane. 122 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:15,081 Okay... 123 00:07:15,082 --> 00:07:18,802 Your new friend is a criminal. 124 00:07:19,462 --> 00:07:21,429 Shame on you. 125 00:07:21,430 --> 00:07:22,995 Shame, I say! 126 00:07:22,996 --> 00:07:26,921 This boy will not be an outcast because of a mere rumor. 127 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:31,103 Zane, I will not allow you to wear the shackles of a reputation. 128 00:07:31,104 --> 00:07:35,799 Because of me, you will always drink the purified waters of freedom. 129 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:37,900 Freedom! 130 00:07:39,086 --> 00:07:41,793 Emmitt, I don't judge a book by its cover... 131 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,854 Dude, I'm locked in. 132 00:07:45,126 --> 00:07:47,106 Hello? 133 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:50,840 Jack, you're just so awesome. 134 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:54,273 I mean, that fly-kicky thing you did was, like, wow! 135 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:57,732 - I hope you like the balloon. [Giggling] - Oh, thanks. 136 00:07:57,733 --> 00:08:00,313 See you, Jack. 137 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:06,570 [Mocking] I mean that fly-kicky thing you did was, like, wow! [Cackles] 138 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:09,759 You really don't like her, do you? 139 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,415 What makes you say that? Hey, look! 140 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:16,596 Late to class. See ya. 141 00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:26,428 You dweebs just pantsed me? 142 00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:28,838 - They got caught in my locker. - Here we go! 143 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:32,534 Hey, you heard him. It was an accident. 144 00:08:32,535 --> 00:08:37,875 One day, he's not going to be here to protect you. 145 00:08:39,859 --> 00:08:42,613 My training was in Tokyo. 146 00:08:42,614 --> 00:08:46,100 My first Sensei was old Master Lee. 147 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:52,001 He was a blind monk whose dojo was on the side of a mountain. 148 00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:55,549 My first Sensei was a guy named Carl. 149 00:08:55,550 --> 00:09:00,131 Um, he could braid his nose hairs and his dojo was made out of refrigerator boxes. 150 00:09:00,132 --> 00:09:02,232 [Laughs] 151 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:05,484 I wasn't kidding. 152 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,083 Uh, Rudy, you wanted to see me. 153 00:09:07,084 --> 00:09:12,244 Jack, this is Master Tanaka from the Otai Academy. 154 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:15,697 Whoa! The Otai Academy? 155 00:09:15,698 --> 00:09:18,800 The greatest martial arts masters in the world trained there. 156 00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:23,257 I guess I'm the exception to that rule. Am I right? 157 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:26,568 It's such an honor to meet you, Master Tanaka. 158 00:09:26,569 --> 00:09:30,138 The heart and skill I witnessed at the tournament have proven to me, 159 00:09:30,139 --> 00:09:33,059 that you have the makings of a champion. 160 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,460 Let's talk. 161 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:39,511 Next time you're in town, call me. 162 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,481 It doesn't have to be business, we can just hang. 163 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:45,182 Do you foosball? 164 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:46,978 All right, everybody, bring it in! 165 00:09:46,979 --> 00:09:49,764 Jack has an unbelievable announcement to make. 166 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:55,536 It's a little crazy, but I just got offered a scholarship to the Otai Academy. 167 00:09:55,537 --> 00:09:58,262 So full of pride. 168 00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,575 What? 169 00:09:59,576 --> 00:10:02,150 But the Otai Academy is in Japan. 170 00:10:02,151 --> 00:10:04,888 Wait, what are you saying, Jack? 171 00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:06,579 I'm moving to Japan. 172 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,949 What? 173 00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:09,917 Oh no. My legs are going. 174 00:10:09,918 --> 00:10:13,098 Mat me! Mat me, Jerry! 175 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:20,725 Dude, you gotta be more specific. 176 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,286 Kickin' it with you. 177 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:25,183 I still can't believe that I'm moving to Japan. 178 00:10:25,184 --> 00:10:26,684 I mean, I leave Friday. 179 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,684 I was just reading about the Otai Academy. 180 00:10:28,685 --> 00:10:31,241 This brochure says the scholarship is for four years. 181 00:10:31,242 --> 00:10:34,114 When you come back, we'll be in college. 182 00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:36,634 Wow, you... you're right. 183 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:38,652 Man, this place is unbelievable! 184 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:42,119 State of the art training center, outdoor dojo... 185 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:47,503 And the cafeteria has got a "make your own waffle" station! Shut up! 186 00:10:47,504 --> 00:10:50,213 Sounds like a great opportunity. 187 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:53,809 I'll catch up with you guys later. 188 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:58,159 Man, it's gonna be weird not being here every day. 189 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,015 Jack, you're such a big part of this dojo. 190 00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:02,605 I bet Rudy isn't happy. 191 00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:06,687 I am the happiest I've ever been in my life! 192 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:10,232 I overnighted a bunch of stuff from the Otai bookstore. 193 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:12,252 Listen to this, it's your school fight song. 194 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:15,055 - It's super catchy. - [Music playing] 195 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:18,056 [Singing in japanese] 196 00:11:26,073 --> 00:11:28,173 Ah! 197 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:32,615 Great. Now I'm not going to be able to get that song of my head. 198 00:11:32,616 --> 00:11:35,616 [Singing in japanese] 199 00:11:36,753 --> 00:11:38,853 Ah! 200 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:47,429 Hey, why so glum, soul sister? 201 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,064 Remember when I was in the dojo, 202 00:11:49,065 --> 00:11:51,500 and I told you I didn't have any feelings for Jack? 203 00:11:51,501 --> 00:11:54,118 - Mm hmm. - I kinda do. 204 00:11:54,119 --> 00:11:57,230 But it doesn't really matter now. He's moving to Japan. 205 00:11:57,231 --> 00:11:59,031 What?! 206 00:11:59,032 --> 00:12:01,156 Let me tell you something... 207 00:12:01,157 --> 00:12:04,610 Eighth grade, the first boy I ever had feelings for, Brendan Harper, 208 00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:07,575 tells me he's moving to Wisconsin. You know what I did? 209 00:12:07,576 --> 00:12:09,652 You were honest with him and told him how you felt? 210 00:12:09,653 --> 00:12:13,402 No. I put chains around his legs and locked him in our woodshed. 211 00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:18,023 If you love something, don't set it free. 212 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:22,075 You'll never see it again. 213 00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:25,401 Thanks, Joan. 214 00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,436 You really think we can replace Jack? 215 00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:31,507 We've gotta try. I mean without Jack, not a single girl is gonna talk to us. 216 00:12:31,508 --> 00:12:35,428 Forget girls, we've got no protection from Frank and his thugs. 217 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:39,269 At least when Kim's not around. 218 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,711 All right, let's do this. 219 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:48,307 What makes you think you can be the next Jack? 220 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:52,791 First of all, I have pretty awesome hair. 221 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:56,127 And like Jack, I have two moles. 222 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,987 One's on my neck and one's on my... 223 00:12:57,988 --> 00:12:59,908 Next! 224 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,642 Close your eyes and picture a... 225 00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,563 Next! 226 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,726 Wait, what is your criminal friend doing here? 227 00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,787 He's not a criminal! 228 00:13:17,788 --> 00:13:22,976 I don't care what he is, he's got gorgeous girls with him. 229 00:13:22,977 --> 00:13:25,427 Zane, are you here to audition? 230 00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:28,072 I came to bring the sweater you left in the AV Club. 231 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,653 Hey, you mind? 232 00:13:34,437 --> 00:13:36,237 Ha! 233 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:39,045 Whoa. You know karate? 234 00:13:39,046 --> 00:13:41,566 A little bit. 235 00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,862 Ha! 236 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,723 Holy Christmas nuts! 237 00:13:51,488 --> 00:13:54,690 Congratulations! You're our new Jack! 238 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:57,459 - Woo! - You did it, Zane. 239 00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,561 Kickin' it with you. 240 00:13:59,562 --> 00:14:03,599 Okay, let's try it one more time. I think I got it. 241 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,989 All: We swear by the light of the dragon's eye, 242 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:08,561 to be loyal and honest and never say die. 243 00:14:08,562 --> 00:14:10,140 Wasabi! 244 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,837 - Kim: You got it, Zane. - Thanks. 245 00:14:11,838 --> 00:14:13,848 - Hey, guys. - Oh hey, Jack. 246 00:14:13,849 --> 00:14:16,781 This is Zane. He's the new you. 247 00:14:16,782 --> 00:14:19,182 Awkward! 248 00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:22,388 - Oh, Jack, Zane's gonna need your locker. - Yeah. 249 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,319 Awkwarder. 250 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,977 Yeah yeah, that's no problem. I was coming to clean it out anyway. 251 00:14:28,978 --> 00:14:33,529 Uh, look, Jack, he's just the new guy in the dojo. 252 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,092 Nobody could replace you. 253 00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,332 We're going to Falafel Phil's with Jack's replacement. 254 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,433 See ya. 255 00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:43,140 Psst. 256 00:14:43,141 --> 00:14:47,906 Put chains around his legs and throw him in the locker. 257 00:14:47,907 --> 00:14:49,974 Don't set him free. 258 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:55,335 You'll never see him again. You'll never see him again. 259 00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:57,037 Kim? Check these out. 260 00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:59,439 We took this at the photo booth down at the pier, remember? 261 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,539 Oh yeah. I can't believe you still have those. 262 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:05,296 There's four pictures here. You take two and I'll take two? 263 00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,217 Yeah. 264 00:15:08,104 --> 00:15:11,209 Hey, I remember that one. That's where I gave you a wet willy. 265 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:17,110 Look at the next one. That's the one where I gave you a black eye. 266 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,432 Guys! There's something weird going on. 267 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,858 I just discovered a laptop is missing. 268 00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:28,062 I went to talk to Emmitt about it, no one has seen Emmitt in two days. 269 00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:30,195 And Zane was the last person to see him. 270 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,131 - So what are you saying? - I'm saying... 271 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,192 [Dramatic music plays] 272 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,870 - You guys didn't see anything, did you? - Nope. 273 00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:47,551 - Absolutely not. - The sun was in my eyes. 274 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,590 Holy Christmas nuts! We've just replaced Jack with a homicidal maniac! 275 00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,476 [Dramatic music plays] 276 00:15:55,477 --> 00:16:01,021 Francis, would it kill you to practice in the band room?! 277 00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:03,685 Listen, I rethought your whole situation. 278 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:07,303 Before Jack leaves he has to know what's in your heart. 279 00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:10,025 I tried, but the words just don't come out. 280 00:16:10,026 --> 00:16:12,213 That's because the heart doesn't speak... 281 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:14,734 It sings! 282 00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:20,251 I've had feelings for you from the very start. 283 00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:22,866 First you broke some boards... 284 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,521 Then you broke... 285 00:16:25,522 --> 00:16:27,742 My... 286 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:29,588 Heart! 287 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,778 Aw... 288 00:16:30,779 --> 00:16:31,990 Aw... 289 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,392 Snap boom, crack and snap. 290 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:39,533 Chop chop, hyah, chop chop chop! 291 00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:43,393 Well, I'm not doing that. 292 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:46,052 There he is. 293 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,373 We know what you're hiding in that locker. 294 00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:52,933 Zane stole a laptop and when he realized Emmitt was on to him, 295 00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:58,094 he eliminated him and stuffed him into his locker. 296 00:16:58,358 --> 00:16:59,860 [Gasps] 297 00:16:59,861 --> 00:17:02,441 No, I didn't. 298 00:17:02,774 --> 00:17:07,077 I saw the dojo equipment was pretty beaten up, so I got this for you guys. 299 00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:08,878 Aw. 300 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:15,371 You guys are freaks! I'm out of here. 301 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,455 Oh, excuse me. 302 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,201 I guess none of you people ever accused an innocent boy of being a homicidal maniac. 303 00:17:25,202 --> 00:17:27,542 It happens! 304 00:17:31,071 --> 00:17:34,766 Hey, Frank, any interest in being the new Jack? 305 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,558 [Laughs] 306 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,719 [Sobbing] 307 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,281 Kickin' it with you. 308 00:17:41,282 --> 00:17:43,862 Guys, I keep texting Kim, but she's not answering. 309 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,489 - I'm sure she's gonna show up. - Yeah. 310 00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:48,766 We're running out of time. My dad's gonna be here any minute. 311 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,368 Man, I'm going to miss you guys. 312 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:55,295 You guys are literally the best friends I'll ever have. 313 00:17:55,296 --> 00:17:58,090 And I love you guys. Promise me you'll have each other's backs. 314 00:17:58,091 --> 00:18:00,905 - Yeah. Sure. - Come on. 315 00:18:00,906 --> 00:18:05,526 - I'm gonna miss you. - Have a good time. 316 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,288 I never thought I'd say this... 317 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,149 Bye. 318 00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:15,198 [Sobbing] 319 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:20,448 I didn't want him to see me like this. 320 00:18:20,652 --> 00:18:23,571 - I almost forgot my stuff. - Jack, what's up, bro? 321 00:18:23,572 --> 00:18:26,470 I'm just helping Eddie, because he's not strong like me. 322 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:30,491 You're overreacting. Shh, be quiet. 323 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,670 - Eddie: Bye, Jack. - See ya. 324 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:41,787 So are you excited? 325 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,824 Yeah yeah. Hey, can you do me a favor? 326 00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,445 Give this letter to Kim? I wrote down some things that I wanted her to know. 327 00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:50,366 Sure. 328 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:52,606 Ah... 329 00:18:52,607 --> 00:18:56,356 The adventure that lies before ye. 330 00:18:56,357 --> 00:18:58,472 Foreign lands, grand masters... 331 00:18:58,473 --> 00:19:01,400 Don't even get me started on that waffle bar. 332 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:06,846 Yeah, it's a world-class facility, but this dojo is always gonna be home. 333 00:19:06,847 --> 00:19:08,258 Of course it'll be but, 334 00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:12,388 this is an opportunity of a lifetime and you're getting a free ride. 335 00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:15,749 I know it's free, but... 336 00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:20,051 I can't help think that it might cost me everything that I care about. 337 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:23,202 - What do you mean? - I don't know. 338 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,803 It's just by the time I get back... 339 00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:29,568 What we have in that dojo won't be here anymore. 340 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,489 It... 341 00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:35,990 Oh, I didn't even think of it like that. 342 00:19:35,991 --> 00:19:38,622 You're right. I was so excited about what you were gaining, 343 00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,779 I didn't even think about what you were losing. 344 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,227 Don't get me wrong, the waffle bar sounds pretty great. 345 00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:47,488 Oh yeah, no, the waffles are a given. 346 00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:51,470 Martial arts is really important to me. 347 00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,345 But so are my friends. 348 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:56,085 If I leave, I'll have one of those. 349 00:19:56,086 --> 00:19:59,926 But if I stay, I'll have both. 350 00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:05,340 Sounds like you know what you want to do. 351 00:20:05,341 --> 00:20:07,062 Yeah. 352 00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:09,463 Yeah, I do. 353 00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:13,736 I'm really glad you're staying. 354 00:20:13,737 --> 00:20:18,089 And I know this might sound a little crazy, but I would really like to... 355 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:21,615 Go to Otai and pretend that I'm you? 356 00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:25,157 All right, whatever. I'm gonna go eat what's left of your face. 357 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,795 Oh Kim, Jack put some of his personal thoughts down in 358 00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:30,617 this letter and wanted me to give it to you, so see ya. 359 00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:33,375 - Thanks. - It's okay, Jack. 360 00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:38,640 I did the same thing. There's some things that I wanted you to know. 361 00:20:38,641 --> 00:20:42,118 But promise me you'll wait to read it till you're on the plane. 362 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:44,504 I would but... 363 00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:46,188 I changed my mind. 364 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,829 I'm not going. 365 00:20:48,927 --> 00:20:54,027 Well, in that case, I'm just going to say it... 366 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:58,811 - I want my letter back. - And I want mine. 367 00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:02,859 So what made you change your mind about going to Japan? 368 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:05,450 Oh, I don't know. 369 00:21:05,451 --> 00:21:07,753 I thought it might cost too much. 370 00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:13,654 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 371 00:21:13,718 --> 00:21:17,337 This next song's going out to a couple of great kids. 372 00:21:17,338 --> 00:21:20,295 And I don't want to embarrass them by saying their names, 373 00:21:20,296 --> 00:21:23,347 but they rhyme with shmack and shmim. 374 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,182 You know who you are. And it's called... 375 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:28,632 "Crack, boom, snap and whap". 376 00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:31,754 Crack, boom, snap and whap. 377 00:21:31,755 --> 00:21:34,872 Whip, tap, dap dap, chop and bap. 378 00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:37,892 Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle, hearts afire. 379 00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:43,793 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 380 00:21:43,843 --> 00:21:48,393 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0